somewhere in an alternate timeline there’s a version of me who makes good decisions regularly. good for them. fuck them, though

onsaud:

*goes back and de-capitalizes the first letter in a text*

bpdbunnies:

i hate how my mood completely depends on other peoples tiny actions i hate it i hate it i hate it so mu ch

inter-webs:

*sigh* why am i better than everyone

hinoneko:

initiala:

A little girl in my 4th grade class came up to me after recess and said, “I got married at recess!” and I said “Oh? I didn’t know anyone was ordained under the age of twelve.” and she asked me what ordained meant and I explained and then she said “Oh, well, no, my wife and I were married by the slide, but we’ll be happy together anyway.”

So apparently on school playgrounds, slides are already legalizing same-sex marriage.

they warned us it would be a slippery slope

HEY! YOU! YOURE STILL THE ONE! HEY! YOU! YOURE STILL THE ONE! HEY! YOU! YOURE STILL THE ONE! HEY! YOU! YOURE STILL THE ONE! HEY! YOU! YOURE STILL THE OOOOOOOOOOOONE

zaynpagnepapi:

i want to insert myself into the crook of Liam’s neck. I’m gonna live there. Build a home there. Start a family there. Have a successful well paying career there ,

unclefather:

“ft. drake” aka this is drakes song now